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Nov 29th

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Nov 28th

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Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

…I’m pretty sure I was drunk, pretty sure I was yelling, and I might have been saying the word “balls” with heavy emphasis. Actually, I can guarantee drunk and yelling and I assure you all that the upper half of my face does exist.

Nov 27th

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Nov 25th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Vodka fueled Thanksgiving

…now.

Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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“I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did...”

– Wayward presidential candidate Mitt Romney. (via newsweek) So in addition to being a massive tool, he’s such a pussy.

Nov 22nd

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Nov 21st

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Nov 21st

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Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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So I recently quit smoking (again)

…and everything looks so damn normal. I can breathe, ascend stairs with ease, yelling requires little effort or vodka, running is fun again. And smoking was my drunk test, so the weekend should be interesting.

Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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SOPA BILL REJECTED, 52-46 →

osamabinlatte: oh okay GOOD

Nov 17th

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Medvededad: Facebookin' It Up

bitchitoldyouigottaste: So, the wonderful Pisatofevrale directed me to Medvedev’s facebook page, which is, as I expected, endearingly retarded. So, with new material, here is a long over due Mevededad post. “Hey dudes! Do you like that word?! My American intern, Steve, taught it to me.” Read More

Nov 16th

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