…and has a lot of expensive ideas.
…ignoring the clock doesn’t help.
Santa looks exactly like Karl Marx.
Santa wears red, the color of the blood of the workers shed fighting for communism.
Santa gives goodies away for free.
He sees you when you are sleeping he knows when you’re awake (sounds more like the KGB)
Rudolph is a Russian name.
Red suit? Red sleigh? Enough said.